@LoveNLunchmeat: Told my husband the best way to get help at Home Depot is to wear yoga pants, but I dunno. It doesn't seem to work as well for him.
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@LauraBenanti: I wore a leather jacket into a vegan restaurant and now I'm hiding in the bathroom.
@iQuoteComedy: Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says "Oh no she didn't!", she in fact, did.
@thedayofthedot: i hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore. facebook friends suck.
@dinnersruined: Welcome to innuendo club. This is going to be a long and hard session, if you know what I mean.