@BBQJones28: Tomorrow I'm gonna chase someone...like really run after them..screaming and everything.
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@TheThryll: You can usually win any arm wrestling contest by simultaneously leaning in for a kiss.
@JediGigi: Me: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ryan Gosling? Him: Me? No, but thank- Me: Ok just making sure.
@dorsalstream: NASA CHIEF: No I said make a TIME machine. ME: Oh that makes much more sense. [Thousands of Tims nod in unison]