@13spencer: Tonight's Golden Globes taught us that, no matter how much you spend on surgery, nobody looks good while sweaty.
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@Dutch_50: I always say no to drugs. But, if they ever start deep frying them, I'm in big trouble.
@JediGigi: I always carry a jar gripper with me in case I'm ever stranded on a deserted island with a jar of salsa. I also always carry a jar of salsa.
@Thee1_4U: My daughter just said that I'm the best dad she's ever had. So I got that going for me.
@Jake_Vig: I saw a woman really screaming at her kids in public this morning, but in her defense, the kids were ugly.