@goingonajournie: took my mom to detective pikachu she said she liked the “garlic pokemon”
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: WAR ON XMAS BATTLE LOG: •DAY 6 -Ate a load bearing wall in the gingerbread house.
@JanineEB4: Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot. Amen!
@TheRolo: [Dollar Store Interview] "What are your qualifications?" [Slides over a dollar] "Cashier job is yours" [Slides $2] "Welcome to Management"