@goingonajournie: took my mom to detective pikachu she said she liked the “garlic pokemon”
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@fro_vo: Date: any pets? Me: a pet rock D: lol at least u don’t have to housetrain it Me: *flashback to piles of pebbles all over my house* haha yeah
@Staggfilms: ME: I don’t want to die, but I’m not 100% certain that I wanna be alive, either. I just wish there was a third option. BEARS: What if I told you that you could nap straight through part of the year?
@Gupton68: Alexa, why can’t you just play the original version of the song I asked for, not the reimagined or remastered or recut version? Who do you think you are, George fucking Lucas?