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- traveling zombies
@Donnie_Fairburn: "Son, hey son"
"Know why we named you Adopted?"
*Sighs* Because I'm adop-
"BECAUSE YOU'RE ADOPTED"
Good one dad
"I'm not your dad"
@Dr_powpow: Well, well, well, if it isn't my inability to cope with life.
@mickeza1: You have 90,000 followers, follow 92,000, and all you tweet are @s thanking people for following back.
Are you raising an army for Mordor?
@heytherecore: [Dinner with GF's parents]
Thank you for having me over, can I use the bathroom?
"MAY I use the bathroom"
*slams fists down*
I ASKED FIRST
@murrman5: [waiting with friend for his test results]
I'm sure you're fine *sees 2 doctors playing rock paper scissors outside room*