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@crylosec: [train station]

Man: hey you.

Woman: Hi.

M: i'm Christian.

W: That's a pickup line?
*rolls eyes, walks away

M: ugh. i hate my name.

[train station]

Man: hey you.

Woman: Hi.

M: i’m Christian.

W: That’s a pickup line?
*rolls eyes, walks away

M: ugh. i hate my name.

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