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@RdrJay47: Trainer: Why do you want to learn jujitsu?
Person 1: To defend myself.
Person 2: Discipline.
Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Trainer: Why do you want to learn jujitsu? 
Person 1: To defend myself.
Person 2: Discipline.
Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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