@LittleMissZesty: Transform chocolate into a balanced meal by eating it standing on one leg WITHOUT falling over. Chocolate yoga: it's the next big thing.
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@MrBob_52: First week of my diet I gained 3 pounds. However, I found out if I stand further away from the mirror I look thinner.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Around my neighborhood I'm affectionately known as "Please stop taking pictures of my flowers you weirdo."
@TheToddWilliams: [mosquitoes] MORT: I think I'm a vampire MARV: We all love blood, Mort MORT: But I can't see myself in this mirror MARV: That's a leaf