@tastefactory: *tree falls in forest, quickly stands up and looks around to see if anybody heard it, brushes self off*
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@SteveSuckington: Good cop: license and registration please Perp: I'm sorry was I speeding Dad Cop: hi sorry was I speeding, I'm dad.
@farleftcoast: I should really stop getting stoned before I shower. I think I just washed my hair 16 times.
@Cpin42: HER: Whisper in my ear ME: [softly] We're cursed chimpanzees stranded on a giant rock orbiting a treacherous star