@xLiserx: Trench coats are dangerous. How do you know who’s a detective, a flasher, or two muppets? You just don’t know. YOU JUST DON’T KNOW!!
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@HatfieldAnne: Look out. The Guest Who Wants to Help in the Kitchen has arrived. She is me and she does nothing well.
@Angibangie: Hi, I'm Angie. You may remember me from such instances as: Where did all the vodka go? Is ur friend ok? Or: Who's responsible for this girl?
@AndrewNadeau0: If a Transformer died could you just use it’s body as a regular car? Like, respectfully tho.
@Book_Krazy: Me: Do you have any dreams? Him:...I'm running on a giant hamster wheel and a squirrel wearing a tuxedo comes... Me: ASPIRATIONS YOU IDIOT