@daemonic3: Tried to make jokes on this plane about the other passengers' carryon bags, but they went over their heads
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@dixinormus10: I didn't think it was possible to travel 10 years back in time until I got into an argument with my wife.
@NotKevinSheedy: 911 - 911 what's your emergency Me - I am Australian and I watch too much American TV 911 - .... Me - I don't know our emergency number
@EllieM72: The moderator needs a spray bottle. Each time someone interrupts, they could just be like: "NO! BAD PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE! BAD!! *spray*
@jackmackenroth: If I had kids I would name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete so when they misbehaved I would just hit them all at once.