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@Jenny4ashley: [tries to blow a kiss]
Kiss: I have a boyfriend
@DaddyJew: Doctor: you gotta cut back on the drinking
Me: but why?
D:*lifts up x-ray* says here your liver has officially been sponsored by Grey Goose
@CanadianCyn: The garbage man is late.
I think he's been cheating on me with some other piece of trash.
@KardashianReact: there are 1,013,913 english words but I never could string together any of them to accurately explain how much I want to hit u with a chair
@ImAlexOliver: Just installed an egg cannon on the hood of my car. Flipping people off and cursing at them just doesn't satisfy me anymore.
@mattZillaaaa: *eye of the tiger starts to play as I trip & fall down the stairs