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@shawn_spree: *tries to get a life.
Life: I have a girlfriend.
@Mr_Kapowski: Sorry I reported your newborn's pic on FB but nudity is nudity
@AristotlesNZ: Cop failed me on the sobriety test even tho I not only touched my nose like he asked but went on & totally nailed the rest of the macarena.
@badbanana: Man, the way these journalists are complaining it's like they only went to Sochi to use doorknobs and go poop.
@1MeLrO: Of course I touch myself when I think about you
It's called a face palm
@RobDenBleyker: Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860.