@Donna_McCoy: *tries to quietly check the football score during a home invasion
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@mommy_cusses: *takes picture of son putting ornament on the tree* Okay, now give that back to mommy and don't touch another one, okay?
@DeadLioness: What we all have in common is how extra stupid we look when we stop everything and focus on removing a stray hair from our tongue.
@timdonakowski: I wish someone would challenge me so I could help raise awareness for ice buckets.