@simoncholland: *tries to wave goodbye to the genie without spilling my 3 giant milkshakes*
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@Heronhell: I have no use for this *tosses dictionary out of glass square thing which you can see outside through*
@djdarrellripley: Her: Oh, a handsome man like you must be used to compliments. Me: Yes, but do go on...
@krishna_van: Quitting the gym because it's easier, quicker and cheaper to simply invite my friends over for dinner every day and make them fatter than me
@Sickayduh: DATE: This place is so fancy ME: Ever have a guy splurge on you before? DATE: Well, only when we didn't have a condom