@simoncholland: *tries to wave goodbye to the genie without spilling my 3 giant milkshakes*
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@One_FineMess: I don't understand why New Years Eve is such a big deal. I get drunk and tell myself lies all the time. Who needs a special day for that?
@4SLars: PSA: If your kid bumps into me one more time with your shopping cart I will unhinge my jaw and swallow him whole.
@DecantAndPour: I drink a glass of red wine a day for health benefits. The other 7 glasses are just for me.
@IncrediblyRich: Saw Helena Bonham Carter walking down Wardour Street earlier looking every inch the mystical vagabond. Was tempted to rub her head for luck.