@stevezorz: Trump's gonna be sooo mad when he finds out that China realized building a Great Wall didn't keep foreigners out 400 years before he did.
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@kidphonic: I keep hearing about kids accidentally dying from trying to get an asphyxiation high. What happened to drugs, kids?! We still have drugs!
@iamspacegirl: [watching our kid play at the park] ME: awww, he got your anxiety with strangers HIM: and look, your irrational fear of birds! [we smile]