@stevezorz: Trump's gonna be sooo mad when he finds out that China realized building a Great Wall didn't keep foreigners out 400 years before he did.
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@pinupteacher: The "Ooooo" the audience makes during a sitcom kiss but for me when I finally take a shower.
@ElizaBayne: You're not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU'RE RICH
@EFFLORESCENE: me at 15: i can’t wait to go to college and experience parties and everything!! me at 20: ok so listen. there’s a new grocery store. i got a mango for 39¢
@robdelaney: Steve Jobs' entire legacy is invalidated by the shortness of the iPhone charger's cord.