@trevso_electric: Try to eat 70,000 small meals a day to keep your metabolism on its toes.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@brendohare: Every night someone breaks into my house & dresses me for the next day. I guess I'd be more upset if it wasn't saving me time in the morning
@Underchilde: If we’re talking and I suddenly look off into the distance at a copse of trees that means I’m thinking of burying you there.
@ParentNormal: I can't tell if my baby is a slow clapper or is starting a slow clap to mock my parenting.