@trevso_electric: Try to eat 70,000 small meals a day to keep your metabolism on its toes.
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@wheresthesnacks: After all of the screaming I've done, you'd think that this roach would give it up and WANT to die.
@murrman5: [me out of breath] yeah I might be shooting a rap video so what? [wife home 20 mins early] is that why the dog is painted like a cheetah?
@HyenaEars: What is the term for a group of Canadians? Is it "an apology"? "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"
@LizHackett: It's Sunday morning. My 80-year-old neighbor has hiked and weeded her garden. I spent ten minutes trying to reach the remote with my foot.