@truegritrumble: *trying to awkwardly start a conversation with my barber* I ALSO like scissors.
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@Tommytoughstuff: "Come on man! I'm sure your superpower is cool! Show me! "Ok" *stares at two glasses of soda* the diet is on the right." "Wow um..neat..."
@Peauxtassium: I let my hair dry naturally after swimming in the ocean and now I’m the star of a Whitesnake video
@slennonhugs: I'm a simple man *bites a pinecone* I enjoy simple things *tosses a gun into a lake* that's why I decided to let these bees live in my skull