@truegritrumble: *trying to awkwardly start a conversation with my barber* I ALSO like scissors.
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@BiIIMurray: I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.
@sixfootcandy: Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual.
@AlsBoy: Guys, don't let this headphones thing mislead you, women that aren't wearing them probably don't want to talk to you either