@GensPlace: Trying to explain to H that when the doctor said he can have one red wine a day, he didn't mean bottle.
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@michaelianblack: I always rode clean. Always. Never won any bike races. Never competed. Don't even really know how to ride a bike. #vindicated
@JamieGreenlees: I don't hate you, but if you we're drowning, I would dive in and handcuff a piano to your neck.
@ThisOneSayz: Bring a toddler to your next robbery. Their smudgy fingerprints everywhere will make the forensics team cry.
@lalenguafuerte: Rihanna says, "chains & whips excite me." I doubt her ancestors felt the same way...