@GensPlace: Trying to explain to H that when the doctor said he can have one red wine a day, he didn't mean bottle.
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@BaconHuffer: I cuss around my kids so they understand proper useage, timing and inflection. Vocabulary is power.
@ehdannyboy: To tell the difference between an African and an Indian elephant, you look at its ears, then lift one up and shout "WHERE ARE YOU FROM M8?"
@_ElvishPresley_: [1st day as a Transformer] GAS STATION ATTENDEE: And your total comes to $43,789.95 ME: (becomes a Decepticon)