@FKACornshucks: TT: At sunday dinner I like to perform an impromptu puppet show with the roast chicken. This week it's my interpretation of Die Hard 2.
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@BakedBrotatoes: Girls are just like pasta. Throw her against the wall, if she sticks, she's ready.
@BoydPetrich: Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?
@tastefactory: [in front of fire] DATE: I'm still kinda cold *she looks at my jacket* ME: Oh! Yeah *I take off jacket & throw it in fire* That oughta do it