@WilliamAder: Turned off my lights for "earth hour". I've never had so many other cars honking at me.
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@MyPornKhan: When folks unfollow me shortly after they've followed me I just figure they sobered up.
@RickyCoronaa: Earlier today I went to a girl's highschool soccer game and there was a rough play where two players went to the ground. I guess one of them pulled the other's hair so she gets up and says "I liked it better when your bf pulled my hair" not even the ref knew what to do. I fainted
@TotallyAllen: HOW TO START A CONVERSATION ON THE BUS: Look longingly out the window and remark, "Such a shame this is all just gonna burn."