@WilliamAder: Turned off my lights for "earth hour". I've never had so many other cars honking at me.
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@Donna_McCoy: Replace someone's MRI with a dancing skeleton gif once, and you'll never be asked to deliver bad news again.
@KateWhineHall: Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out.
@lilgapeach30: Random drunk guy: if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and I together. Me: It's perfect the way it is with N and O together.
@UnFitz: We're at the top of the food chain, but let's not be too full of ourselves. After all, some of us can be felled by a single peanut.