@WilliamAder: Turned off my lights for "earth hour". I've never had so many other cars honking at me.
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@Home_Halfway: INTERN 1: 6 in the Oval Office INTERN 2: 4 in the Roosevelt Room INTERN 3: 1 in the Lincoln Bedroom BIDEN: Okay, let's go catch some Pokemon
@Tuna_Lover: I took my turtle for a walk. It's been six months and we are finally at the end of my driveway.
@BridgetPhetasy: In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts.
@pro_failure: My dog just ate a butterfly and probably saved Tokyo from a tidal wave. I don't understand science.