@GrizzGriffiths: Turns out buying that meth lab on craigslist was illegal
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@AnOrangeSNES: I ate the worst cake of my life today, but then again that must have been why it was free at the urinal.
@ChipKellysBalls: It should be a rule that if you're going to put you kid on a leash, you can't be mad if someone walks up, asks if they bite, and pets them
@Jake_Vig: I wish people would move over a bit in their selfies. We're redecorating a bathroom and looking for ideas.