@Zhanny001: @funTweeters I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers

@TEXASVETERAN: I always get my pizza cut into 4 slices. You'd have to be a fat ass to eat 8 slices.

@HomeProbably: A lollipop is like a normal lipop but it laughs a lot. Sorry.

@trevso_electric: That one onion ring didn't end up in your french fries by accident. That's Burger King's way of flirting with you.

@michaelianblack: Happy Fourth of July. May your emails be gathered and your drones fly forever free!