@thatUPSdude: Turns out HR doesn't care if it's national underwear day, you have to wear pants to work.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@WhaJoTalkinBout: Doctor: Do you smoke? Me: Doctor: Me: Doctor: Me: Doctor: Me: D: M: D: M: D: M: D: M: D: M: D: M: D: M: D: M: D: M: D: M: D: tobacco Me: No.
@ZombieProblms: Zombies never bite hipsters. They taste fine. We just don't want to spend eternity hearing them say they became undead before it was cool.
@qwajo_jnr: You know that moment when you close a cupboard and hear something fall? That's the sound of someone else's problem