@thatUPSdude: Turns out HR doesn't care if it's national underwear day, you have to wear pants to work.
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@marcusparkersol: If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved.
@tastefactory: When I was going into surgery my dad said "Good luck w/ your surgery" and I said "you too" so now my dad has to get surgery too, he's pissed