@thatUPSdude: Turns out HR doesn't care if it's national underwear day, you have to wear pants to work.
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@Zhanny001: @funTweeters I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
@TEXASVETERAN: I always get my pizza cut into 4 slices. You'd have to be a fat ass to eat 8 slices.
@trevso_electric: That one onion ring didn't end up in your french fries by accident. That's Burger King's way of flirting with you.