@thatUPSdude: Turns out if you fake a heart attack every Monday work sends you to HR and not the hospital.
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@boring_as_heck: Joe was really good at making movie trailers. There was just one problem *car honk* he didn't have access to the record scratch sound effect
@juliussharpe: Everyone can stop painting. We all have cameras that can take perfect pictures of everything.
@kaz474: Sitting out in my front yard pointing a hair dryer at speeding cars to see if any slow down.