@XplodingUnicorn: 6-year-old: Why do cars have cup holders?
Me: For cups.
6: But you can't drink and drive.
@WarrenHolstein: With great power comes great electricity bill.
@thenatewolf: Seeing the leaves change in autumn always reminds me of my Grandpa. He died falling out of a tree too.
@SequelsWeWant: Pet Cemetery 3:
People get tired of resurrecting pets and relatives.
Somebody buries dinosaur bones.
Jurassic Park ensues.
@darksidedeb: I like my men well-rounded
and sweet
and rich
and available
and covered in sprinkles
wait a minute...
that's donuts
I like donuts
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