@gitson_shiggles: Turns out that when asked which was my favourite of all the X-Men that "Caitlyn Jenner" was not a valid answer.
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@IamEveryDayPpl: Tom Cruise still does his own stunts at 55 and I just pulled a muscle reaching for the toilet paper...
@psybermonkey: Cop: you're under arrest. we found your blood at the crime scene Me: how?? [Earlier] Me: better floss before drowning this guy