@AristotlesNZ: Turns out the easiest way to piss of a vegan is to refer to their veganism as their "eating disorder".
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@ebruenig: Gandalf: It is in men that we must place our hope Elrond: Have you seen their tweets
@Darlainky: I heard someone say they were happy just to be upright and I thought that was weird because lying down is amazing.
@simoncholland: Listen, if you are going to someone's house for Thanksgiving, compliment their baseboards. That is what they are spending today cleaning.