@NolaChef504: Turns out there isn't a single sexy explanation for having a fork in your bed.
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@caliluvgirl77: Grabs intercom: ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN MY MILITIA, STAY HERE! WE ARE GOING TO OCCUPY THIS OLIVE GARDEN UNTIL I GET MORE BREADSTICKS
@maisonwithapen: Impressing the McDonald’s drive thru people with my music is always a top priority