@NolaChef504: Turns out there isn't a single sexy explanation for having a fork in your bed.
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@robfee: This is what we really need to remember from the gold and white or blue and black dress debate.
@jctwritesstuff: *watching The Revenant* *rewind* *play* *rewind* *play* *rewind* *play* Him: What are you doing? Me: Taking notes for when I fight a bear.