@NolaChef504: Turns out there isn't a single sexy explanation for having a fork in your bed.
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@Dr_awfulpants: If your boss says "Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you supposed to be in at 8am?" don't correct them. Its a trap. They hate being wrong.
@mantej: Mother's may get a day, but shark's get a whole week! Mom sharks get 1 week AND a day. ...don't even get me started on black shark moms.
@mydanimarie: Ok parents who refer to their kids by age... I can play too. "22 always wants BJs before class. 39 just wants pictures for his golf buddies"
@DamonHunzeker: Horses kill more people than sharks, which is weird -- I didn't even know horses could live underwater.