@HatfieldAnne: TV chef warns against “over vegetablizing” a sandwich. I lean in closely, hoping he’s also against “under buttering” everything else.
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@FeralCrone: Listen, you should really give your mother a call. She's concerned that "the haters" in her Zumba class are organizing and gaining power.
@ferranticathy: Bored, go into a fitting room wait a couple minutes then yell, "where's the toilet paper"
@McMcmadmac: My grandpa use to tell us about walking 10 miles to school. I tell my grandchildren about walking across the room to change channels!
@ericsshadow: I've made 2 terrible decisions in my life and they're both outside throwing rocks at the new neighbors.