@HatfieldAnne: TV chef warns against “over vegetablizing” a sandwich. I lean in closely, hoping he’s also against “under buttering” everything else.
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@simoncholland: A few weeks ago my dad decided he was going to order pizza from his iPad. He's almost finished.
@Kodotropo: *dad walks in on me doing homework* "HAH NERD MORE LIKE HOMOWORK" Dad you're still in third grade "Probably because I'm not a nerd like you"
@robfee: Dang girl are you Die Hard on TBS because it looks like all the good parts are missing.