@DamiensGate: Twinkle twinkle line of coke, you're the reason why I'm broke. :(
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@omgthatspunny: It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it
@Home_Halfway: BREAKING: Pluto is once again a regular planet. "It was always huge & full sized!" said one dwarf planet scientist with a fake mustache.
@Screwoff315: I'm tired of this long distance relationship! Time to move the liquor cabinet to the living room!