@SwanieChicken: Twitter: Cause why drunk dial one person when you can drunk dial the world?
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@SaraMansford: I know Aladdin can't wish for more wishes, but why can't he just wish for more genies?--My 5 year old and future lawyer, probably.
@FrankConniff: I'm an Obama supporter but there's no escaping the harsh truth that Batman v Superman happened on his watch.
@TheTweetOfGod: He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. Shut up, is basically what I'm saying.
@BreadFoster: I "pet zone" girls. It's like the friend zone, but, I only hang out if your dog will be there.