@SwanieChicken: Twitter: Cause why drunk dial one person when you can drunk dial the world?
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@shanethevein: The best thing about Twitter is that I can reveal my deepest and darkest secrets and you dumbasses think I'm joking.
@unravelingfire: People say I'm not very responsible, when in fact I'm responsible for "pajama casual" being added to the employee handbook as inappropriate.
@thatUPSdude: My friend told me his wife talks a lot in her sleep "I know" was probably not the right answer