@genehunter1: Twitter is the only place where you're thrilled when a complete stranger starts following you.
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@TheGladStork: Fill the piñata with goat intestines to teach children about the brutal consequences of violence.
@SteveKoehler22: Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ? So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
@brakco: Just another day grabbing random children by the shoulders and screaming "I'M YOU FROM THE "FUTURE!" in their faces..