@genehunter1: Twitter is the only place where you're thrilled when a complete stranger starts following you.
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@WilliamAder: I wonder about the people who unfollow after one day. What were they expecting, Louis C.K.?
@sixthformpoet: Charlie And The Chocolate Factory is my favourite book about a weird guy who murders four children then convinces another to live with him.
@Quartzjixler: We will require you to do something somewhat onerous and time-comsuming and then introduce impediments to completing it. - my employer