@genehunter1: Twitter is the only place where you're thrilled when a complete stranger starts following you.
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@kumailn: Every text from my mom is the most heart breaking thing I've ever read. Until the next text from my mom.
@Tmoney68: If really good-looking people are "eye candy" I guess that puts me somewhere around the "eye broccoli" category.
@david8hughes: [meeting aboard the ISS space station] Capt: all personnel are-David sit down please Me trying to open a window cos it's stuffy: in a minute