@YourDailyGroan: Twitter. Or as I call it: Sinterest.
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@jackiembouvier: Friend: I'm getting married! Me: Have you considered just letting a homeless man sleep on your couch, instead?
@envydatropic: I wear lipstick when I go into Walmart so people know I'm not approachable or one of their kind