@iNusku: Twitter takes me places I've never been before. Take oncoming traffic for example.
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@QwertyJones3: [Sci fi movie] How did you travel such a distance so fast? "I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
@RealDMK: If I ever go missing, just follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide!