@iNusku: Twitter takes me places I've never been before. Take oncoming traffic for example.
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@AimeeHelene1: Warning to friends: If you piss me off I'll put a for sale sign in my yard and list your phone number to call for inquiries.
@djdarrellripley: (Sigh) I must be getting older. I just read a whole book about a giant sperm whale called Moby Dick and I didn't giggle once...
@RandomRamblr: She believed me when i said concentration camps were for people with Attention Deficit Disorder.