@iNusku: Twitter takes me places I've never been before. Take oncoming traffic for example.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Shock_Monster: Hush little baby, Don't say a word. Daddy's gonna buy you a bunch of crap so he doesn't have to hear your incessant whining ya spoiled brat.
@3sunzzz: Therapist: Are you a man or a mouse? Mickey: Quite frankly, I was hoping you could tell me.
@awkwardphilippe: That awkward moment when your date says she has a hair piece but later you find out she was saying herpes.
@Elizasoul80: What do you get if you cross a bear and a wolf? You get eaten is what you get. Stop upsetting scary animals.