@Thrill_Tweeter: Twitter - to help future generations discover if there's ever been any mental illness in the family.
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@Reverend_Scott: DOG 911: what's your emer- DOG: MY HUMAN SAID "WALK" WHILE TALKING DOG 911: so? DOG: WE NEVER WENT FOR A WALK DOG 911: OMG DOG: OMG
@FuckabillyRex: Instead of a post-workout protein shake I have mashed potatoes and gravy and instead of working out I have mashed potatoes and gravy.
@canadasandra: What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)