@Bacon_Ball: Twitter was down for a couple of hours but I didn't panic at all. I dialed 911 and calmly told them "people are about to die". Then Hung up.
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@mstern68: Me: our son is sleeping with a teddy bear and a stuffed whale Wife: it's adorable Me: BUT THEY ARE FROM COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ECOSYSTEMS
@lawyerthoughts: court: counsel why are you yelling your questions from back there? me: i've got my phone plugged in back here your honor.