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@roggyie: Twitter: Where if the chemistry's good, the geography won't be..
@BruppFWTX: "A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer ."
@FrankTheDoorman: 97% of scientists believe climate change is man-made and causes rising sea levels of oceans. The other 3% believe Frank Ocean is an ocean.
Saint Peter: Welcome to the pearly gates! You’re here early; you must be dying to get in! LOL
Me: Too soon…
@Calliejacobson: Boss: Why are you late?
Me: Why are you so obsessed with me?
@TheIronSherk: My stages of drunk: