@missekay: 'Two can play that game...'
-people who dont understand that's how games usually work
@howe007: Mars: I'm wet
NASA: I'm coming over
@mooodles: People who comment with 'goose bums' on YouTube videos, more power to you!
@LolaLuvsLollies: My nickname at work is "HR wants to see you"
@FancyNancyAnn: I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car.
@katie_bilotta: Me: is it weird to talk to yourself?