@missekay: 'Two can play that game...'
-people who dont understand that's how games usually work
@BritXMeh: My spouse reminds me of He-Man.
He also sits around in his pants all day, needs a haircut and has a weird relationship with his sister.
@Owl_Meat: The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti
@shawn_spree: I said I wouldn't go drinking in public again, but here I am waiting for my kids to get out of school.
@KateWhineHall: I don't care what anybody says, my six hours of Black Friday shopping saved me at least $7.50.