@missekay: 'Two can play that game...'
-people who dont understand that's how games usually work
@PaperWash: [stranded on Mars]
me: [journal day 1] I have enough rations for 300 maybe 400 days
me: [journal day 2] I am out of rations
@JimmerThatisAll: I'm going to go out on a limb here and fall off obviously.
@weinerdog4life: Welcome to Bed Bath & Beyond, here's your gun, shoot anything that comes out of the Beyond
@bazecraze: My friend is addicted to interventions and I don't know how to help him.
@XplodingUnicorn: [Who Wants to be a Millionaire]
Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?
Host: What's your friend's name?