@TEXASVETERAN: Two Jehovah Witnesses walk into a bar. LOL JK. They knocked.
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@BlindChow: [last supper] Judas: Here, I brought this Jesus: A bottle of wine? Srsly? I need that like I need a hole in my hand Judas: *winks at camera*
@Jandalize: Forgot to tie my bikini top back before I stood up from sunbathing on the beach. Now I know how to get help carrying my chairs to the car.
@Sassafrantz: And then the Lord said unto thee "any social media site besides Facebook asking for prayers shall go unanswered." Matthew 4:23