@pinupteacher: Two people have knocked on my door this morning so I did what any grown adult would do and hid.
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@missrobotnik: The ladies in my knitting club think it's hilarious when I greet them by saying, "Sup, my knittas?!"
@BareChesty: Finally found a way to use egregious in a sentence that has nothing to do with it's meaning
@NicestHippo: [australia's first national meeting] Do we want to make our own language? That's too hard, let's keep this one but say everything weird
@hazelmotes1: Me: my best friend is my wife Everyone: awwww My Best Friend Carl: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT YOUR WIFE