@DothTheDoth: Two squirrels in the backyard. But they are not playing together. Wonder if there's history.
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@kimmie_1980: I should start a wine company and name the bottles things like "don't be sad" "he's not worth it" "you deserve better"!
@mean_crow: to the scum photoshopping bandanas on my wedding photos, STOP. my wife has a bad memory & is in tears, she thinks she married a bandana guy
@dreamthievin: "Ducklings are baby ducks," I say as I set the appetizer on the table. "Enjoy your dumplings, Ma'am."
@just1fool: My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time.