@ZachXJ: "Two thumbs up!" -man with 12 thumbs reviewing a movie he hated
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@ericsshadow: "To prove how much I love you I'm going to eat this entire pizza." That's not what I - "Please stop. Let me do this."
@robfee: If you've been unemployed for a while, update your resume to say youve been a Blockbuster manager for the last decade. HOW WOULD THEY KNOW!?
@sanjanaa: Dude yapping nonstop at the gym just said he works out in the afternoons to avoid people who talk. Is it okay to fling a dumbbell at him?