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@UncleDuke1969: [typing]

Me: Is it DISCREET or DISCRETE?
Wife: 2nd.
Me: Is "polyamorous" hyphenated?
Wife: No. Why?
Me: It's for work. When's your flight?

[typing]

Me: Is it DISCREET or DISCRETE?
Wife: 2nd.
Me: Is “polyamorous” hyphenated?
Wife: No. Why?
Me: It’s for work. When’s your flight?

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