@Tayallderdice: U can call me childish but When me and my ex broke up I used to go to her house ring the door bell and run away for few months
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@UncleDuke1969: He pulled a rabbit out of his hat! Also, a gerbil from his pants & a kitten from his coat. The infamous "Pet Shop Burglar" had a good day.
@slimmy_shady: When I was having an affair with twins, people used to ask how I told them apart. Well, Sue had brown eyes and Steve had a moustache.
@man_spach: It's ok Apple users, I just woke up and found a surprise Nickelback album on my BlackBerry.