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@CarelWillemse: Uber driver: "I'm close, where are you?"

Me: "oh I see you"

Uber Driver: "Are you the guy in the middle of the road?"

Me: "yeah floor it"

Uber driver: “I’m close, where are you?”

Me: “oh I see you”

Uber Driver: “Are you the guy in the middle of the road?”

Me: “yeah floor it”

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