@Lovestained555: UBER: Sounds better than "Let's get in this strange man's car!"
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@ryaninco: Me: I'll take another drink. Bartender: Would you like for me to call you a cab sir? Me: No it's cool he's driving * points at chair*
@DannyZuker: I fear all this talk of llamas & dresses has distracted us from the important fact that there is video of Madonna falling off a stage.
@Go2Slp: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to start the journey from I Can't Breathe Without You to I'll Choke You Out In Public.
@QwertyJones3: My excitement about your Indian food is largely dependent on your pronunciation of "cumin".