@Lovestained555: UBER: Sounds better than "Let's get in this strange man's car!"
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@weismanjake: One of the toughest parts of adulthood is figuring out how to stay friends with people who post too many selfies
@timdonakowski: Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? Me neither.
@markleggett: Today I fell asleep for twenty minutes during a thirty minute car ride, which was strange because I was driving.