@weinerdog4life: Ugh, I hate wearing this towel while my wife washes my cape.
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@ComeHome4Dinner: 2 grams for $40??? Son, you are getting soooooo ripped off. Go see Jermaine on Fremont St. Tell him Your Mother sent you.
@dyldonot: [consoling grieving widow] so I guess you'll be looking for a new owner for his pokémon collection?
@PimpBillClinton: Ladies, don't tell me you care about the environment if you don't support my "Share a Shower" water conservation program.