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@SirEviscerate: Ugh, I'm starting to regret getting bangs.
"You don't have bangs."
Wait, what's that thing you get when a bat bites you?
"Rabies?"
That's it

Ugh, I’m starting to regret getting bangs.
“You don’t have bangs.”
Wait, what’s that thing you get when a bat bites you?
“Rabies?”
That’s it

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