@petemandik: Ugh, once again scratched my monocle falling asleep on my pile of gold coins.
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@Reverend_Scott: NEWS ANCHOR: Here's Gary with day 1 of his outdoor summer weather report. GARY: [frying an egg on the sidewalk] I quit. Back to you, John.
@jctwritesstuff: Me: I took two naps today and was just falling asleep again. Him: I can think of something to wake you up. *wraggles eyebrows* Me: Is it food?