@petemandik: Ugh, once again scratched my monocle falling asleep on my pile of gold coins.
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@tigersgoroooar: I bet there are at least a few seconds when a tiger is chasing you where you look back and are like, "awwww..."
@Schmoodles: I wish I was an American so that I had the right to bear arms. I'd probably go for panda bear arms because awwwww, so cute.
@SadieSmithRoks: Is no shave November just for men? Asking for my female Italian coworker and her mustache.