@KayLee_CPT: "Umm, what are you doing? Can you not? Seriously, get off me!" - The first horse ever ridden (probably)
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@chaddaniels34: Sometimes when my wife tells me she loves me I get the feeling it's the tennis kind.
@KKAlThani: My friend showed up wearing a "Narnia is real" shirt which suits him cause they both aren't planning to come out of the closet anytime soon.
@TheAlexP: [first day of astronomy class] So, does everyone get to be an astronaut, or do we draw straws?
@carlyken: Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a "Do you like me? Yes or no?" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends.