@AmerPatriot1: #BrexitIn5Words He's just not into EU

@trevso_electric: If you want to know what a girl will look like in 30 years, stop talking to her and show up to her house in 30 years to check on her.

@batkaren: I'm on the steak diet. You just have four steaks for breakfast, four for lunch, then a sensible dinner of six steaks.

@imadepoopstoday: Your water broke? Do I look like an idiot? You can't "break" water...get back to work.

@Blondiethegood: Bro Transformers are real! Haven't you seen a big truck or a camaro? They are real. They just hide real good like chewbacca. And batman.