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Because every present needs to be wrapped.
@briancthayer: Be specific when saying "BYOB":
[bursts into house]
Hey, I brought beers!
*7 pastors wives shut their Bibles disapprovingly*
@Reverend_Scott: American Horror Story:
@jjhartinger: Some of you are acting like you got off a flight from Australia instead of losing one hour.
@JermHimselfish: Grapefruit juice tastes like orange juice that just found out it has to work on it's day off.
@cloudypianos: me: I want to travel to the victorian era & meet a real gentleman [takes time machine back to 1860 England]
man: 31? what are u my grandma?